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    ORIGINAL AUTHOR: n/a ARCHIVED BY: Infymus
    Still Another Recalculation Of Gold Plates Weight - No Spoof
    Posted Mar 9, 2005, at 07:59 AM [MST].
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    I found this post by Backseater, who lurks here fascinating. I don't recall anyone calculating in the weight of the "sealed portion" of the plates. There are a couple of other takes I had not thought of as well.

    I have included a new image of Moroni that I believe most of you have not seen before. I took this photo myself at Visitor's Center at Temple Square of a life sized exhibit of Moroni which is downstairs.

    http://www.latterdaylampoon.com/gazelem/mormonmath/

    What do you make of Backseater's calculations?

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    Mormons Announce Baptism For The Undead
    Posted Jul 19, 2004, at 08:57 AM [MST].
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    From Latter-Day Lampoon:
    Grateful Zombies demonstrate their glee at the prospect of being baptized for the undead outside the Salt Lake City Mormon Temple.

    Salt Lake City - UPI (Uppity Priesthood International)

    Salt Lake City - So that the blessings of the gospel might be extended to all, the First Presidency of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints will announce in Semi-annual General Conference this October the initiation of a new temple ordinance: baptism for the undead.

    "The Lord has brought it to our attention that thousands of zombies are hungering not only for human brains but also for the Restored Gospel of Jesus Christ," explained Elder Thomas S. Monson, First Counselor to President Gordon B. Hinckley who, himself, is undead.
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