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| Still Another Recalculation Of Gold Plates Weight - No Spoof
| | Posted Mar 9, 2005, at 07:59 AM [MST]. | | FILED UNDER: LATTER DAY LAMPOON | | ORIGINAL AUTHOR: n/a | | ARCHIVED BY: Infymus |
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I found this post by Backseater, who lurks here fascinating. I don't recall anyone calculating in the weight of the "sealed portion" of the plates. There are a couple of other takes I had not thought of as well.
I have included a new image of Moroni that I believe most of you have not seen before. I took this photo myself at Visitor's Center at Temple Square of a life sized exhibit of Moroni which is downstairs.
http://www.latterdaylampoon.com/gazelem/mormonmath/
What do you make of Backseater's calculations?
Credits: Cricket Click Here For Original Link Or Thread.
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| | Mormons Announce Baptism For The Undead
| | Posted Jul 19, 2004, at 08:57 AM [MST]. | | FILED UNDER: LATTER DAY LAMPOON | | ORIGINAL AUTHOR: n/a | | ARCHIVED BY: Infymus |
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| From Latter-Day Lampoon:
Grateful Zombies demonstrate their glee at the prospect of being baptized for the undead outside the Salt Lake City Mormon
Temple.
Salt Lake City - UPI (Uppity Priesthood International)
Salt Lake City - So that the blessings of the gospel might be extended to all, the First Presidency of the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-day Saints will announce in Semi-annual General Conference this October the initiation of a new temple ordinance:
baptism for the undead.
"The Lord has brought it to our attention that thousands of zombies are hungering not only for human brains but also for the
Restored Gospel of Jesus Christ," explained Elder Thomas S. Monson, First Counselor to President Gordon B. Hinckley who, himself,
is undead.
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| | Latter Day Lampoon Updates
| | Posted Jul 13, 2004, at 06:44 AM [MST]. | | FILED UNDER: LATTER DAY LAMPOON | | ORIGINAL AUTHOR: n/a | | ARCHIVED BY: Infymus |
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