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Walking The Straight And Narrow

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What it takes to reach the Celestial Kingdom:


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Gordo Visits The Dead Goat Saloon

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Mormon Brainwashing At It's Best

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Holland Gives The Finger

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Holland gives the finger to those nasty apostates.


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Hinkster's Money Bin

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From the land of PAY, PRAY, OBEY...


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Jesus Leads Infymus Down The Right Path

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Infymus Helps The Mormon Leaders Translate The Britney Letters

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Note how Gordon B. Hinckley points to D&C; Section 132 and exlaims that he will have many Britneys in the Celestial Kingdom.
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Sheri L. Dew Gets A Job At The Dead Goat Saloon

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Cause And Effect

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Finding Faith In Infymus

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New video from the Mormon Curtain:


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Jeffrey Holland Shows Off His New Talent

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The Boneheads

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Moroni Prays That His Porn Will Be Safe For Future Generations

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New Mormon Temple Products To Wipe Your Ass On

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Credits soley to RMW - thank you for making me fall of my chair this fine morning!
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CSI-Salt Lake City

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Star Light, Star Bright

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Daniel C. Peterson Takes Second Job To Help Fund FARMS

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Since the LDS Corporation does not pay Daniel C. Peterson any money to be a Mopologist, Brother Daniel decided to take a second job to help support his wife and 18 children.


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Mother Teresa - Necro Baptised By The Mormon Church

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Sad but true, Mormons have necro-dunked (baptised as a Mormon) Mother Teresa in their Mormon Temples.


Cricket - you are awesome. Keep up the good work.

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I Sure Would Have Been More Valiant In The Pre-Existence If I'd Known It Was Going To Turn Out Like This

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No White And Delightsome With Multiple Piercings.

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Infymus Gets A Makeover

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Infymus gets a makeover after stopping by Mr. Mac and donning a new red suit.
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Millions Pour In Each Day, 'tis So Pretty

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Gordon B. Hinckley Commands Your Obedience

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Move On Over Gordy, I'm In Charge

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Don't Let This Happen To You!

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Infymus Is Spotted At A Wild Party

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Holland Secretly Caught In His Maid's Uniform

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Infymus, Suddenly Realizes He Is In His Worst Nightmare

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KY Skippy Jelly

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Just Say No To Knowledge

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Gordy Visits The Dead Goat Saloon One More Time Before October Conference

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Merry Smithmas!

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Some Things Aren't Useful And Some Useful Things Aren't True

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Mormonism's Way Of Teaching Reverence

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Mitt Romney Unveils His New Secret Underwear Plan

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Mitt Romney's Wife Ann, Tells Hillary Clinton About Her Magic One Piece Underwear

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ARCHIVED BLOGS
  Walking The Straight And Narrow
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  Mormon Brainwashing At It's Best
  Holland Gives The Finger
  Hinkster's Money Bin
  Jesus Leads Infymus Down The Right Path
  Infymus Helps The Mormon Leaders Translate The Britney Letters
  Sheri L. Dew Gets A Job At The Dead Goat Saloon
  Cause And Effect
  Finding Faith In Infymus
  Jeffrey Holland Shows Off His New Talent
  The Boneheads
  Moroni Prays That His Porn Will Be Safe For Future Generations
  New Mormon Temple Products To Wipe Your Ass On
  CSI-Salt Lake City
  Star Light, Star Bright
  Daniel C. Peterson Takes Second Job To Help Fund FARMS
  Mother Teresa - Necro Baptised By The Mormon Church
  I Sure Would Have Been More Valiant In The Pre-Existence If I'd Known It Was Going To Turn Out Like This
  No White And Delightsome With Multiple Piercings.
  Infymus Gets A Makeover
  Millions Pour In Each Day, 'tis So Pretty
  Gordon B. Hinckley Commands Your Obedience
  Move On Over Gordy, I'm In Charge
  Don't Let This Happen To You!
  Infymus Is Spotted At A Wild Party
  Holland Secretly Caught In His Maid's Uniform
  Infymus, Suddenly Realizes He Is In His Worst Nightmare
  KY Skippy Jelly
  Just Say No To Knowledge
  Gordy Visits The Dead Goat Saloon One More Time Before October Conference
  Merry Smithmas!
  Some Things Aren't Useful And Some Useful Things Aren't True
  Mormonism's Way Of Teaching Reverence
  Mitt Romney Unveils His New Secret Underwear Plan
  Mitt Romney's Wife Ann, Tells Hillary Clinton About Her Magic One Piece Underwear
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